When the weight of your world is too much to bear, you lean on your church. We help by offering you a direct line to the gods, goddesses and god-like entities.
Every Day Needs
WEATHER ISSUES
We've all had those moments when a storm rushed through and devastated your well planned picnic? Now you can file a complaint with the ONLY authority on the subject. The gods of weather.
We all have those moments where we don't know if we can make it. Humanity is weak and we all need to lean on someone stronger than us from time to time, here is your chance to lean on the strongest beings of all. The Gods, Goddesses and God-like entities.
TRAVEL AND SAFE PASSAGE
When you, or your loved ones, need to move from one place to another and safety is a requirement don't leave things up to Google Maps or Siri. Go straight to the source of perfect power and protection, the Gods and Goddesses of Travel and Safety.
Church of the Padded Wall makes available to you a digital prayer solution. Fill out our forms and your request is guaranteed to get to the right celestial creator being. What they do with it is up to them at that point. May the Gods be ever in your favor.