I started my path to servant of the gods, goddesses and godlike entities roughly one carton of eggs ago. There's a sermon here, somewhere. But really I'm practically ready to get to work so... you're safe.
I just wanted to wish everyone a wonderful Friday. It's technically a new Holiday... Great Friday, in honor of my Anniversary, so feel free to take the day off of work. Tell your boss he can talk to me. I speak with the voice of the gods.
In the meantime, I hope everyone stays safe, sane and don't blow anything up people. And I mean body parts. Blow up all the fireworks you want, just leave the fingers, toes and faces alone.
Peace, Love and Sparkles!